Coming of age

Fresh faced Managing Director John Pritchard, has long since kept people guessing just how old he is. A slave to fitness, he's a regular hockey player, completes the Super Circuit at the gym and still finds time to play a mean game of Telegraph Fantasy Football Manager.
However, in a rare admission of advancing old age, he was spotted recently trying on these curious items of clothing. Opinions in the office as to their purpose vary from Dads Army fancy dress, all the way to incontinence pants but everybody agrees they are a fashion faux pas and add at least 10 years. In his defence John claims they are fishing waders bought with a special trip to Cape Cod in June. As if we believe that.
Whatever they are and however old he really is, it's his Birthday today and we all wish him many Happy Returns of the Day.